There once was a pirate called Gates
who thought he could rhumba on skates
he slipped on his cutlass
and now he is nutless
and practically useless on dates
A limerick
“There’s something about Matt that’s both hot young guy and nutty professor…he’s going to hate that I said this, but he’s doesn’t look quite human. He looks like someone impersonating a human for the weekend.” -STEVEN MOFFAT







